Schlagwort-Archive: 12

7 billion – and counting

Ok, I get it now. The world will end. It’s official. The Mayans were right.

Don’t worry about food shortages, stranded whales, peak oil, funny weather or rising sea levels. It’s simple, and it’s not the economy.

With the added human weight Earth is getting podgy. The extra mass will increase gravitational pull between the Sun and Earth. 12 Dec 2012 marks pivot point, with Earth getting sucked out of orbit. Curtains…good night…sayonara…auf wiedersehen…good bye and good luck.

Just kidding. It’s the economy. Enjoy your weekend.

7 billion? I’m outta here.